We thought the nightmare was over. Bush Derangement Syndrome, the dread disease that infected untold numbers of Hollywood celebrities between 2000 and 2008, left them febrile, hysterical, babbling and lobotomized.
Thankfully, the soporific depression brought on by Barack Obama’s election to the presidency seemed to pacify these high-risk populations, and we thought the worst was behind us. Unfortunately, however, it has apparently mutated into a more potent form — Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Now, it’s claimed the mind (however much of it can be reasonably claimed to have existed, anyhow) of Jennifer Lawrence.
Lawrence was appearing Friday on BBC One’s “The Graham Norton Show” over in Merrie England, along with fellow actors Johnny Depp on James McAvoy (before you ask, I don’t know who the heck he is, either).
The topic of Trump eventually came up, and the 25-year-old actress talked about what she had her security do at one concert at which both were apparently present.
“I was at a concert that I heard he was attending, so I had my full security, I was like, ‘find Donald Trump,’” Lawrence told host Norton. “Because I was adamant on finding him and then making a video of me going, ‘Hey Trump, f*** you!’”
“I wouldn’t rest until he was found,” she continued. “He knew I was looking for him.”
I wonder why he was avoiding you, Ms. Lawrence. You certainly seem pleasant!
You can watch her comments here, with the obvious warning about language, which is not censored in this video:
According to Breitbart, Jennifer Lawrence has been struggling with Trump Derangement Syndrome for a long time. In an October interview, Lawrence said, “If Donald Trump becomes president, that will be the end of the world.
“I genuinely believe that reality television has reached the ultimate place where now things like this might be just for entertainment,” she continued. “It’s either that or it’s Hillary’s brilliant idea.”
Yeah, apparently a business magnate who has been involved with the political process since the 1980s is just too entrenched in the entertainment industry to be president. In the meantime, please listen to the angry ramblings of a Hollywood actress whose political experience consists of starring in the film adaptation of “The Hunger Games,” a sort-of kind-of political allegory for preteens.
Please, America. We need to stop Trump Derangement Syndrome before it can spread. The only known cure is to make sure Hillary stays out of office.
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