RACOON POOP: Like many citizens. I’ve wondered and tried so hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. Then a friend sent me this Racoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings. this Is just a good explanation of WHY (or its as good as any I can come up with). This is not a message to support either party.
It just helps to understand how on Earth Trump can remain so “popular You have to admit, it’s not easy to understand. Here’s one way to look at it: You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy. mean raccoons have overtaken your basement.
You want them gone immediately… You call the city, 4 different exterminators, but nobody could handle the fob…But there Is this one guy and he guarantees to get rid of them, so you hire him.
You don’t care if the guy smells, you don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care If he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he voted for Obama, you don’t care if he has plumber’s crack…you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy.
He’s the best. Period. Back to Trump… Here’s why we want Trump, yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but we don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians are corrupt. They suck! They (with our Inaction and complicity) have created the horrendous mess we’re In! The Republican Party Is two-faced & gutless, and Illegals are everywhere.
We want 11 all fixed! We don’t care that Trump Is crude, we don’t care that he insults people, we don’t care that he had been friendly with Hillary, we don’t care that he has changed positions, we don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, we don’t care that he fights with Megan Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, we don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslin terrorist.
This country Is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by Illegal’s, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize MO country we were born and raised in; AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED’ … and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want. We’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of Illegals. We lust want this thing fixed.
Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn’t have lobbyist moneyholding and controlling him like the others do. He doesn’t have political correctness restraining him. All you know Is that he haS been very successful. A good negotiator. He haS built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, he’s not a cowardly politician. And he says he’ll fix It. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar.
Also. we don’t care if the guy has bad hair. We Just want those raccoons gone. Out of the house. NOW! I think this Is why thousands of people that haven’t voted in 25 years are registering to vote this year. The raccoons have got to go.